WELCOME to my blog & autobiographical porn site!
Both are undergoing a transformation in honor of my unexpectedly difficult & relatable mid-life crisis.
Keep coming back to see what emerges as I shoot and write and sit on all of my realcore homemade lifestyle porn for awhile during my site’s retooling, and peek into life with my amazing wife, Delia.
coming soon: MILD-rated porn-free pages
N E W E S T P O S T S
Birthday & SPRING sale on memberships: HALF OFF A WHOLE YEARread more
The moon was in Libra when I was born: forty-four years ago come Friday.read more
Some naked-from-the-waist downread more
Out in the dark in our pajamas, strolling the silent neighborhood … so many stars. My pj’s are …read more
Sixteen of my favorite and/or most important experiences from 2016 … plus my MOST favorite image of the whole entire year!read more
Chewing on sweet stale candy for inspiration and thinking about Three’s Company.read more
As the days get shorter, I'm super happy to live in a rainshadow where I can wake up and bask in sunshine for a few hours without cloud cover or nonstop drizzle. I'm also way excited about this tuna-fish sandwich. I remember hating tuna-noodle casseroles and...read more
My loft bed in the cabin is so cozy I don’t want to get up!read more
Delia and I have been together since 2002. We've wanted to get/be married for seven or eight of those years. But we also wanted to wait until we had money to have all of our family there, and for Delia to be able to have as much of the bridal experience as she might...read more
I was slapped on each side beforehand and sent home without a...read more
Look how long my hair is getting! Still . . . not nearly long enough to be fetish-length. And because of Lightning Allie I've been thinking a lot and learning about different (head) hair-related fetishes. I have never done any long-hair fetish stuff because it's never...read more
It's a grey afternoon, above and on my body. The vine maple behind me likes it: I'm wearing my new cozy birthday-present sweats that stevi got me - thank you for picking out the most unglamorous thing on my wishlist that I really really needed! These kinds of...read more
While packing up and moving, I rediscovered a lot of jolly useless crap that I've hoarded, including these fortunes I saved for some reason: Guess which one I like best (if I were to choose one to be my REAL fortune or that I actually believe in)? Definitely not "you...read more
Delia knows exactly what kind of thoughtful presents to give me; she brought home the most awesome present for me: Nevermind what's inside . . . the box is super cool! Look at the shiny, iridescent beetle necklace my girlfriend got me!! There is a special reason why...read more
Nico was fifteen years old and people STILL frequently asked if she was a puppy …. But if they watched her walking from the hind end they’d understand she was an old girl.read more
Emailing back and forth with a webwhore/stripper/blogger extraordinaire, I found out she was under the impression that I am a Very Successful Camgirl, or as she put it, I got a newsletter saying you made a gazillion dollars doing webcam. This was totally news to me...read more
Delia had a sperm deposit to make in Seattle on Thursday. On our way to catch the ferry, we stopped for Chicken McNuggets on Bainbridge Island. I went inside quickly while Delia waited in the car and thought I saw an old familiar face of someone I fucked (and adored)...read more
I ordered three toys for Tucker and they just arrived today -- I cannot WAIT to incorporate them into shoots for him, and even for me! I've always been extremely erotically fascinated with guys resourcefully using household objects to masturbate with or buying...read more