WELCOME to my blog & autobiographical porn site!
Both are undergoing a transformation in honor of my unexpectedly difficult & relatable mid-life crisis.
Keep coming back to see what emerges as I shoot and write and sit on all of my realcore homemade lifestyle porn for awhile during my site’s retooling, and peek into life with my amazing wife, Delia.
coming soon: MILD-rated porn-free pages
N E W E S T P O S T S
Last year I painted Delia’s balls like Easter Eggs and took pictures and video of her doing …read more
Fulfilled: promise to myself to walk in the woods weekly …. I ran a little bit. Even though I felt clunky and ran out of steam fast …read more
A few pics from my (at least) weekly woods-and-beach walk!read more
The third way I’m connecting to and meditating on my values this year is through an object I treasure: my dancing bananas ashtray.read more
For that first week of January I did my woods and water walk all in one outing, hiking up the hill from the beach as it got dark. The trail was steep, slippery, and getting harder and harder to see, but I wanted to . . . .read more
How do I think hands and feet and nails should be cleaned and presented, and how important is it? Here’s how I plan to live more in line with my values in 2018 by focusing on my nails:read more
Do you like listening to me chat and struggle with my words with my cleavage bared and my hands…read more
I’M STOKED ABOUT THE NEW YEAR! Normally the New Year holidays depress me and make me feel (even more) weird & alienated from “normal” …read more
There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.read more
Delia and I have been together since 2002. We've wanted to get/be married for seven or eight of those years. But we also wanted to wait until we had money to have all of our family there, and for Delia to be able to have as much of the bridal experience as she might...read more
I was slapped on each side beforehand and sent home without a...read more
Look how long my hair is getting! Still . . . not nearly long enough to be fetish-length. And because of Lightning Allie I've been thinking a lot and learning about different (head) hair-related fetishes. I have never done any long-hair fetish stuff because it's never...read more
Yesterday I was supposed to take it easy to keep the pukey migraine I got the night before at bay, and because it was supposed to be my second day off for the week. So I didn't take any fresh nudie pics (hence these cozy samples from my latest members-only gallery). I...read more
It's a grey afternoon, above and on my body. The vine maple behind me likes it: I'm wearing my new cozy birthday-present sweats that stevi got me - thank you for picking out the most unglamorous thing on my wishlist that I really really needed! These kinds of...read more
While packing up and moving, I rediscovered a lot of jolly useless crap that I've hoarded, including these fortunes I saved for some reason: Guess which one I like best (if I were to choose one to be my REAL fortune or that I actually believe in)? Definitely not "you...read more
Delia knows exactly what kind of thoughtful presents to give me; she brought home the most awesome present for me: Nevermind what's inside . . . the box is super cool! Look at the shiny, iridescent beetle necklace my girlfriend got me!! There is a special reason why...read more
Nico was fifteen years old and people STILL frequently asked if she was a puppy …. But if they watched her walking from the hind end they’d understand she was an old girl.read more
Emailing back and forth with a webwhore/stripper/blogger extraordinaire, I found out she was under the impression that I am a Very Successful Camgirl, or as she put it, I got a newsletter saying you made a gazillion dollars doing webcam. This was totally news to me...read more
Delia had a sperm deposit to make in Seattle on Thursday. On our way to catch the ferry, we stopped for Chicken McNuggets on Bainbridge Island. I went inside quickly while Delia waited in the car and thought I saw an old familiar face of someone I fucked (and adored)...read more