So far in 2016, the only person I’ve had sex with in person (besides myself) is my wife.
So this just happened … I'm still thudding inside and twitching out after that orgasm. pic.twitter.com/CQ1b53LL3l
— Trixie Fontaine (@tastytrixie) January 16, 2016
Just an interesting note for the new year. I thought I better post it right away because as soon as I clicked “Save Draft” I knew if I sat on this post for any measurable amount of time I would feel compelled to do something to make it no longer true. 😉