See Me at Seattle Foot Night!
On Thursday evening, April 1st I’m going to be at Seattle Foot Night if any of you locals want to spend quality time with my feet:
These pictures are from my St. Patrick’s Day/birthday gallery in my members-only area (you can see some more previews here):
I hope it’s not too late to entice you into meeting me and my feet; I know there’s still room to register for the party so if you can make it please do! I’d hoped to FINALLY get up our website with information on how to get private time with us before this so I could schedule one-on-one time with folks the next day, but alas . . . didn’t quite get there. Foot night is a non-nude, foot-worship only event so you won’t be seeing anything like the upper half of this picture, so stare hard while you can:
When we eventually do get around to doing private sessions with people, it will be easier for people to get time with me (and/or Delia) if we’ve already met at an event like this.
If you *are* going to Foot Night and you know you want to spend time with me there, let me know if there’s something special I can bring (pantyhose, stockings, boots, shoes of certain styles, colors, etc.). I’m not going to bring a whole closet-load of fetishwear, but I’d like to fulfill as many requests as I can especially if they have to do with kicking dudes in the balls! JUST KIDDING . . . I will probably refer all CBT types to other women there who know how to do those delicate kinds of things properly/safely
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Note: I’ve got a few more free foot pics here conveniently arrayed on one page.
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Note: I know it’s been WEEKS since I blogged and I hate that my most recent post sounded so gloomy and was just left up there for way too long, raining on my indie porn parade. There’s so much other stuff going on, both good and bad in both mild and major ways. It’s hard to keep up with all of it and portray life with any kind of accuracy.
The best news is that after about a month of not having a single uninterrupted full night of sleep, Delia finally moved our dog’s bed OUT of our bedroom and every night has been putting up a little big barricade (huge vintage guitar amp and a big cardboard box) so she can’t come traipsing down the hall and pushing against our door to be let in.
There has been no crying and she hasn’t given us any depressing sad glares of accusation like we’re traitors. In fact, I think she’s as grateful for the change as we are. She can pace around all night if she wants, eat food, drink water . . . whatever. By the time morning comes she’s exhausted herself and sleeps all day.
I’m just IMMENSELY grateful to be able to sleep through the night once again. It was a really good reminder to be extremely thankful that we never wound up pregnant.

















2 words: baby gate.
Here’s three more: GET ONE NOW!
I really do feel your pain on the whole “UM WHY WERE YOU IN MY BEDROOM AND WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY BED? I HAVE THUMBS! WHY DON’T YOU RESPECT ME?!?” thing. Hence, why I’m spilling my secret to you and only you. Ahem.
We have 4 throughout the house – we bought that many so we weren’t dragging a baby gate around the damn house. We use the old school folding wood kind (the accordionish ones?) in front of the office and in front of the bedroom where Viv sleeps. The other two are the bigger, clunkier plastic ones with a clear window. Those are able to be mounted on the wall with a hinge so you can swing it around and lock it into place. However, that’s waaaay too complicated for me, so I just prop those up in front of the downstairs bathroom (that’s the dogs’ room when we leave the house) and at the foot of the stairs (for when they attempt to stampede up the stairs after I let them back in, and then they run into it and it falls onto them- what? Don’t look at me like that. They’re gonna learn not to barrel up and down the damn stairs, even if it means I have to chop their little legs off and attach wheels to them).
If I recall, the wood ones were around $20 at Walmart, but check thrift stores or garage sales for cheaper ones. The accordion ones collapse down to 2 feet and expands out to like 5 or 6 feet long. LIFE. SAVER.
Now, if I could just get Viv to stop shitting on the bathroom rug, my life would be bliss…
Good advice, that. We actually have one expandable baby gate that we used until she figured out how to circumvent it (probably because we’ve done like you and just propped the bitch against stuff/over doorways); she’s probably too old/feeble to do that now, but it’s buried somewhere in one of our junk rooms. Everything’s been going good with the nightly blockade until last night when she decided to complain about it and woke Delia up with her yipping as she tried to get over/around the box. It’s one thing to block her physically and another entirely impossible other thing to block her audibly. After years of sleeping on the bed, then being cured of that and at least still sleeping in our bedroom, it’s really a miracle she’s been relatively silent about being put out.
Here’s to your cute tootsies doing a brisk biz this eve.
God, you’re beautiful. I just read your whole About Me section and now I want to do my own! You are so fucking cool. You are one of the greats in self-portraiture and examination and praise, like Kahlo. How inspiring and embodying.
Okay, that/those compliment(s) are worth printing out and putting on my nightstand to look at whenever I need a HUGE boost. Maybe I’ll even have it made into wallpaper. Not the kind you put on your monitor, but the kind you put on your wall. You have turned my aura into a giant invisibly-shimmering ballon and I want to take you for a warm lightweight float inside it!
Oh, and I can’t wait to read your new & expansive about me when it happens! This reminds me that I have a bunch of pages that I didn’t quite transfer over into those about me subpages and should someday (re)post from their old place.