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After getting into a big fight with my mom last Christmas in front of my nephews (ages 2 and 5) I really didn’t want to spend Christmas proper with her and my sister’s family again until I can learn to be less of an asshole/accept that my mom is crazy (and so am I). But we’re going to do it again this year anyway!

Note: this means we’ll have our members-only group webcam shows on Thursday and Friday that week instead of Friday and Saturday.

Here’s the email exchange between me and my sister:

ME: We will drive up on Christmas Eve and stay the night so we can be with you all, provided it’s safe to travel.

MY SISTER: The baby Jesus thinks that’s swell.  We will have hot meat fondue, because nothing says Christmas like boiling oil.

ME: Are you trying to give Mommy and I an anxiety attack with that boiling oil plan? That doesn’t sound very child-friendly . . .

MY SISTER: We’re starting a new holiday tradition,  where each child gets to try to be the Bearer of the Boiling Oil.  Whichever one can successfully carry a fondue pot of boiling oil around the Christmas tree three times gets all the presents under the tree, and the loser gets, well, skin grafts I guess.   We’re looking for a name for it…

I thoroughly enjoyed my group webcam show for members today, focusing on my legs and my feet (both in and out of mules). I really really really enjoy mesmerizing myself and others with my legs and bush on cam!

Here are some still images I snagged from the archive I captured and will be posting for members later:

Trying to read the chat from a haughty distance.

Cracking up over something (myself?) . . .

Mommy struts & teases in heels & robe.

Slipping out of heel, exposing bare arch & toes...

My robe slips open, revealing my full bush.

Opening my robe, showing my mature body.

Trixie teases . . .

My creamy legs, demurely crossed at ankles.

Opening my legs, touching my hairy beaver.

Yes indeed, my pussy is SO fucking hot & hairy!

Letting my robe slip down to show off my bottom.

Pale skin, all naked but for black spike of heel...

I love showing my side boob from behind!

Wicked nude exposure ...

Showing my bare pink sole of my foot.

So much to sniff, eat, and lick!

Ten little piggies and my furry pussy.

Sweet feet, curled up and naked.

My long, slender, shapely legs spread wide.

I do four thirty-minute shows a month that are free to our members (usually on the 2nd and 4th Fridays and Saturdays of the month). If you miss those, you can catch me live on Streamate (I’m Trixie there) or MyFreeCams (TrixieTeases). Those three platforms for doing shows are all very different — fun, but different — with Streamate being the most straightforward and best option for having me actually fulfill your requests (and MFC the best for you to MAYBE wind up with a free show without being a member). I’m sorry to say, though, that I can’t actually do the splits. That picture up there is about as far as I can spread ‘em!

Happily spending the holiday at home alone together, just Delia and I . . . plus the quiche she made.

My sister and her family are with my brother-in-law’s family in the Midwest, and we celebrated with my mom by spending an evening in Seattle with her last week, so we’re off the hook today and can just enjoy being in our magical house together, lazily watching television and the trees swaying and the rain falling.

Tomorrow and Saturday we’re planning to do a lot of camming! You can find Delia here and ME over HERE, and/or if you’re a member of ours catch our group shows.

We got the first snow of the season on Friday . . . not much, but it still hasn’t melted:

Nude, standing in first snow of late 2011

I’m happy we’re spending Thanksgiving at home alone and don’t need to worry about the roads if we get more white stuff. Fortunately no snow is in the forecast, which is good since we plan to do a lot of camming on Black Friday and Saturday (including our free-to-members group shows and members-only chat) so don’t want to lose power or our internet connection.

I’m posting a candid nude photo every day now on twitter!

You can follow me at twitter.com/tastytrixie or scope out my twitpic profile or check my twitpic widget in the sidebar (psssst, over there to the right!).

Now that twitter & twitpic are letting us post sexy pics by self-labeling them as “sensitive content”, I’m going to take advantage of that without worrying someone will report my profile and get me deleted. I love 1) taking pictures with my phone and 2) tweeting them asap, but I never liked using those other photo-sharing sites so I’m super happy to be able to use twitter and twitpic the way they should be used. Like everybody else does, only NAKED!!

Thanks to Delia for heeding my spur-of-the-moment calls to snap these shots for the past couple of days. I hope you like them!

So! Except for one very slow and low-quality spycam I got running last night in the cabin using my phone (it’s on right now!), our voyeur cams are down until the cable guy gets here to the new place and we get all of our computers and cams hooked up.

It was probably unrealistic to keep our webcam shows and members-only chat on the schedule for this weekend, but we didn’t really know for sure it wouldn’t work until yesterday, so shows and chat are canceled today and tomorrow.

We’ll resume our usual second-and-fourth-Fridays/Saturdays of the month schedule on August 26th and 27th.

For now we’re concentrating on finishing moving, getting back on track with our updates, trying to shoot some more stuff at the old house, cleaning it, and getting the spycams back up and experimenting with different locations for them. I also need to test whether or not my hitachi magic wand will overload everything in the cabin when I’m doing shows; if so I’ll need to get a powerful cordless unit.

I’d love to just have some energy for Delia and I to fuck each other in our new sleeping alcove and other inviting places in the new house. We also need to do some camming-for-dollars once our work stations are set up since Delia hasn’t been able to cam at all this week; all her fans over here are missing her!

So!

Sorry for lack of updates . . . last month we spontaneously decided to move and are now hip (neck?) deep in the moving process.

The house we’re moving into is beautiful, but half the size of the house we’re in now (unless you count an enormous amount of additional headroom / heavenly high ceilings as added square footage). Because we’re moving both our home AND our work/business, it’s triple-tricky. I have a tendency to underestimate the difficulty of tasks/projects and overestimate my ability to organize and complete them, so this many weeks into the process I’ve moved past teary frustration and am in zombie-like just . . . keep . . . going . . . be . . . over . . . soon . . . mode.

I am a very slow zombie. The kind who is easily distracted, turned-around and fooled. The kind of zombie whose limbs fall off and make her lose her balance and then she starts looking around, like, “where did the lower half of my leg limp off to?”

SO! This apology for a lack of updates is for the past few weeks, but maybe also the next couple of weeks. I will probably need to regenerate my limbs and HEAD, and its quite possible we will have some electrical and/or internet problems in the new place that could further extend this instability of working life before comforting and productive routines can be established. But once they are? LOOK OUT! I think life will be beautiful and exciting, and eventually that will be reflected in our sites. Not that life and our sites aren’t already beautiful and exciting, but . . . yeah. There are so many different kinds of beautiful and exciting!! We’ve been ramping up to lovely things over the past couple of months, with this move being an unexpected part of that growth and magic.

Growth and magic can be really tiring, though, and I am even less socially accessible. Thanks for bearing with us and pulling for us!

A lot of my esteemed colleagues are working on all sorts of different, exciting projects, mostly revolving around sex work and/or sex worker voices. Here are a few:

Tara and Sequoia just published their first issue of Dirty Girl Zine. Find out how to get a copy and support future issues on Tara’s hobostripper post:

Dirty Girl Zine

Looks like the next issue revolves around “the intersections of class, dirt, and sex work” if you have something to submit. I haven’t even requested a copy to read/look at yet, let alone submitted anything, but I’m excited about anything/everything that they put together and am thankful for the work they’re doing with the zine and everything else they do and love.

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If you’re in or around North Carolina (many of our favorite people seem to be), check out Libby Lynn’s gallery showing “to see brand new oil portraits and other works featuring people working in the great American sex industry during this challenging recession”:

Sex Workers & Our Great Recession: by Libby Lynn

I would love to see Strippertweets oiled-up ass in person, and — more narcissistically — something Libby did depicting me in a strap-on also involving “burned wood, glass, chicken blood and menstrual blood.” I haven’t seen this transgressive piece of work yet (which is no doubt more subtle than me doing my Larry Flynt impression in a cloud of feathers, so don’t get TOO excited), but I’m very flattered to be included, especially using mediums that are right up my proverbial alley. The best part for me, from afar, is that she wrote me a really awesome email to tell me about it and reading it made me GLOW and smile and almost-cry.

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I’m at least a year late in mentioning The Red Umbrella Project, partly because I live too far away to participate in or attend the live events and because I pretty much hate listening to podcasts (I’m incapable of multitasking, so it’s not something I can do WHILE I work on other stuff) or watching videos of people talking or anything longer than about two minutes on the internet unless a cock is moving in and out of a fleshlight, and then I can handle about four minutes. But NORMAL people will love this site and the wide variety of stories and perspectives on sex work:

The Red Umbrella Project

Plus, I’ll admit it, part of why I’ve avoided watching more than one or two of the videos (which were awesome, by the way) or setting aside time to listen to the podcasts is because it’s too emotionally intense for me, even when the stories are just funny. What I mean is that these stories and all of the work I’ve mentioned here and the people doing it are really important, and it makes it hard for me to relax and go about my daily business without being more involved myself. So I’ve pretty much been abstaining from paying attention to a lot of sex worker stuff that’s important to me because I can’t seem to do it in a casual way without feeling anxious and obligated and guilty. But YOU don’t have to feel that way! That’s why I’m telling you about it!!

I used to have a blog where I occasionally logged the way my pussy smelled. I’m renewing my efforts to develop and/or maintain more topical blogs that I love (and appeal to Special Interest Groups) and have neglected or never got off the ground. On that note, I bring you (or maybe NOT you, but people who like smelly pussies):

MySmellyPussy.com

Listen, this may not be for you. It’s a niche blog designed to attract and hold the attention of a certain smegma segment of the panty fetish, hairy pussy loving, body odor worshiping (and possibly confused-about-women) crowds. Yes, some of it reflects my patently gross brand of honesty you’ve come to know and love, but it will also include some exaggerated horny-time text and SEO tricks. It will probably feel over-the-top if you like personal blogs rather than jerk-off porno blogs.

And if you can’t believe anyone would jerk off to that and think I’m a moron for “oversharing”, I’m glad you’re an ignoramus who wouldn’t recognize branding if it spattered capitalist meconium on your face. Do yourself a favor and save your disgust and poo-poohing for when I launch lana-serussif.com (that’s “anal fissures” spelled backwards), written by my Eastern European alter ego and devoted to her hemorrhoids and other anal curiosities in porn. I’ve got a swollen folder full of puffy-veined pictures JUST FOR YOU!