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Eat it and weep:

Me, deliciously ripe & curvy & naked. Belt useless but for grommet shine & added graphic detail. Self-shot w/phone.

I’m almost entirely taking today off of work. Which kind of makes me feel as though my life is meaningless, but certainly more pleasant than making my headache worse.

I’ve watched almost the entire first season of Downton Abbey since last night. On top of there being no Clive Owen, the score is ridiculously overwrought so it’s not the long-playing Gosford Park I hoped for, but still enjoyable.

There’s melty chocolate smeared all over my freshly-washed pink nightgown and fluffy pink robe. My butthole hurts from the two enormous poops I made today.

In the same breath as all that, I don’t even want to mention that Delia won an award last night lest it degrade the shine of her triumph as Shemale Stroker of the Year. So we’ll talk about that in a fancier way later, okay?

I know . . . I know . . . how did a schmuck like me land a bird like Delia, anyway? I don’t know! I’m the soft greasy balls in the family! But I can’t wait for her to come home!!

Self-portraits. Delia’s at the tranny awards two states away. I’m in a bed full of books. My left leg, left arm & back are on itchy fire for no apparent reason. Oh, and my neck. Can’t complain, though. I could take a shower & see if that helps but I’m too tired for a hot water experiment potentially making it worse, so just took a benadryl instead.

I know these blog entries are kind of lame. Just been really tired after doing other work throughout the day(s). I might make tomorrow a day off for myself. Out of necessity.

Bending naked over a map of properties to develop and projects to cultivate in our webwhore empire:

Map and photo by Lightning Allie. Or I don’t know about map, but like . . . one of those spiderwebby tentacle brainshooting star diagram thingies. What is the word for that? And I felt like an eccentric seven year old with parents out at the opera while the smart lady who knows just how to deal with children like me kept me occupied. And by the way, my butt might stink, but it shouldn’t be too bad because I’m only going to pull my pants DOWN, not take them off completely.

There is no logic in the mind of a seven year old with big ideas.

Super fucking sleepy. But I deserve to be. Also feeling pathetic. Probably hormonal. Starting new pill pack tomorrow. Must force myself to get up & brush teeth.

It took all day & evening to finally get my poop out so I could take a shower in good conscience.

Got lots done at the computer today, but not the bloggy things. Or the special night with Delia before she goes. Super sleepy now typing this in bed.

Lying on a patch of moss today before sundown:

I’ll have to try to take some pictures with the fancy camera of this patch of moss in our yard, I hope catching it at the same time with the sun shining on it to do justice to how pretty it is.

I don’t understand why people don’t want moss in their yards – I love moss. This patch in ours is in part of the trampled-down center of the backyard where we walk. So many different colors and textures of green and brown and fuzz and dirt, I want the moss patch to grow and grow, but as it warms up it will probably shrink and shrink.

I look cozy, but it was pretty cold outside today. In the middle of last night when I couldn’t get back to sleep and went outside to look at the moon and stars the grass was crunchy with frost. Definitely gone by the time I woke up again in the morning, though.

It’s weird how cold I felt running outside naked for these pictures and standing up, but when I got on the ground and held still I didn’t feel cold anymore. My boobs say I was very cold, but there’s something about lying naked on the ground that feels comforting and steadying. For a few minutes, anyway. Probably the best newest minutes of my day today. Except for a couple of other things that were other bests.

Someday I want to cultivate a moss garden, painting rocks and things with buttermilk and yogurt to invite more moss.

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Note: I’ll try to post a picture from Valentine’s Day later. It’s not sexy or naked, though. Believe me, I would rather have been taking nudie pics yesterday than what we did most of the day.

Not feeling particularly photogenic tonight after eleven hours at the computers today, so I’m glad that my experiment in turning off auto-focus resulted in this blurry image tonight that is a good tease making you want to see more of my glowing pillowy boobs.

The cool thing is that if you DO want to see more of my pillowy boobs, I’m posting a video here in a few minutes featuring my boobs for Valentine’s Day: it’s called Be (cala)MINE!

Squirting calamine lotion on my big boobs & little feet & rubbing it in!

I look somewhere between milk maid and milk mom, and in eleven minutes you get to see me squeezing, rubbing, and caressing my big slippery titties. The short segment with my feet is pretty cute (and exciting), too with all ten of my little piggies dripping with pink!

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Speaking of Valentine’s Day, here are some super fucking adorable pictures of Delia in white floral-wreathed stockings with a box of chocolates!

We’ll try to do one another time that shows my eyes being blue, too.

Still working on revamping one of our websites, including a free area of sorts, a blog, and something like a members-only area. But not the same as our porn sites. But FOR them. But not for fans/members.

Anyway, that’s going to be eating up most of my time for another 10 days I think, plus I’m behind on posting new stuff for my REAL members (and really behind on taking days off), so not sure when I’ll have computer time for blogging more than my nudies. And I wish my phone would stop changing “blogging” to “flogging”.