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My Favorite Costume(s) (PICS)
Oasis’ and Jen’s Sexxx Carnival topic is about Halloween costumes this week, asking what was my sexiest costume:
Being a webwhore gives me the perfect excuse to indulge in dress-up and role-playing whenever I want to; I’m not sure if my best costumes have been specifically for Halloween or even qualify as “costumes”.
I like outfits that call to mind archetypal roles: moms, teachers, librarians, etc. The sexiest “costumes” to me are the modest ones involving lots of fabric. Familiar clothing that’s not supposed to be overtly sexy (like white cotton panties).
One of my favorites is dressing up as a Sunday School Teacher in a long pretty dress with feminine underwear and hosiery, like this:
It’s not so much the “costume” for me as the story you can build around regular clothing that any woman (or man) in a familiar role would wear. Obviously this kind of costume wouldn’t work well at a Halloween party for a woman who wants to be outlandishly, openly “sexy” and only has one day of the year to do so publicly, but for me on my site, it works very very well. Meaning that *I* like it a lot! It’s taboo, intriguing, and beautiful to me having the opportunity to play around with and exaggerate the sexually-appealing qualities of every-day feminine archetypes and/or stereotypes, partly because they feel both foreign and familiar to me.
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I also LOVE masks. I haven’t shot much in them, but it’s profoundly freeing and fun to wear one, and super fucking erotic to me (except for how sweaty they make your face and how hard it can be to breathe in them). I *loved* this shoot and the video we made to go with it:
What I wrote in my members-only area to accompany the 100 photos in the set explain more about why I love this costume that is really just a wig, a mask, and my curves:
We’ve had this transparent mask for a year or two now (maybe even three), and finally pulled it out for a shoot. I love how totally obscene it looks, how completely it epitomizes the vulgarity of pornography and garishness of porn sluts. There’s also something so juicy and old-fashioned about it, and of course frightening; I don’t know about men, but I think women tend to get crossed wires in our sexual fantasy lives where scary things are also really fucking hot.
I’ve never been a big cartoon buff, but since childhood I’ve always been fascinated by Alice the Goon and her zombified sexuality. And you might not know this, but my first recurrent sex dream focused on a clown who singled me out of a crowd and took me to a camper to do “things”. I was also totally turned on by the tin man in the Wizard of Oz and C-3PO in Star Wars. I don’t think it exactly was their gayness that attracted me, I’ve just always been “into” robots and artificial life forms. I think it’s their disabled or retarded humanity that appeals to me, allowing for certain human characteristics to be exaggerated in ways that are not only comical and spiritually-interesting, but also sensual and awkwardly obscene. Maybe I also like faces that are stiff and can’t smile. Those of you who know me well, also know I’m one of those people who’s very interested in Real Dolls and fuckable sex dolls/toys of all sorts, so the idea of morphing halfway into one is intriguing to me, to say the least.
On a practical and emotional level this was a super-fun shoot for me, and a good exercise because I do find a certain amount of ugliness very sexy and provocative; wearing a mask allowed me to be more ugly and somehow more beautiful and potent at the same time. Looking at these pictures has been unique because even though I’m looking at myself, I’m totally free from judging myself since my face is masked. While these images might freak YOU out, they make me feel very protected, invulnerable, and sordidly superhuman. Oddly, I feel like my dollface mask matches my body more than my real face does.
I feel compelled to be much more creative and dramatic and alive in my body when I’m wearing a mask like that.
This year the only costume I got were a couple of wax semi-masks, one of which I wore today for my daily nudie pics on twitter:
Again though, there’s something about such a SMALL piece of costuming that makes eyes and minds dress you up in a completely different perspective. Like how in haunted houses (at least the one we went to last night) so much of the effects relied on fucking with our vision and balance, making fairly benign stuff way more unsettling and exciting.
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If you’d like to see me dressing up in more magically-mundane not-exactly-costumes, I’d love for you to become a member to my site!
Bloggy-webwhores: it would be great if more of you joined my friends’ blog carnival! All you have to do is post something for the themes that appeal to you and link back:
Bad Dog! (PICS)
While I’m “busy” reflecting on and reconciling my laziness and aspirations, allow me to reassure you that I do still make porn with the assistance of my lovely girlfriend Delia, and sometimes it’s quite jolly, as evidenced by these still images snagged from the video I posted for members this week:

Do creampies make YOU smile too?
There are so many things I want to blog about, like the realization that threatening to shoot our white trash neighbor’s friend’s scary pit bull doesn’t exactly make me look “classier” than they are, but I gave myself a headache screaming “the house with the broken-down fence on the corner of Hemlock and Clinton! THE CORNER OF HEMLOCK AND CLINTON!!!” at the animal control phone dude who kept telling me to call back when I got a precise address. So now I’m just too exhausted and blinded with fear and rage to do a damn thing.
And no worries, the FIRST address I gave him of our much-nearer neighbor at the corner of asshole and why-is-half-of-your-mattress-still-decomposing-in-our-yard was correct; they’ve now been warned by the deputy who politely called me back to let me know the in-tact dog’s name is Bashful but I’m going to keep calling him Pitballs because I can’t get the scary sight of that dog’s big swinging nads out of my head. In fact I kind of enjoyed describing the dog as “a big brown pit bull with big swinging balls” to the animal control dude. I was like, “did you tell your deputy about the dog’s big swinging balls? There’s nothing else like them in this town so I think he’ll know him when he sees him”.
After that I drove around the neighborhood with the window rolled down, hollering at everyone I saw, “EXCUSE ME . . . are you missing a pit bull with big swinging balls? Because he found out I’m having my period and decided to come over to our place.”
While I was doing that I formally introduced myself to a lady who told me how she’s been walking through our backyard for years now. I was like, “oh no!!! We don’t like it when people do that because we’re usually naked on that side of the house with the big picture window.” She was like, “I know! But don’t worry about it . . . my meter man’s seen me naked a hundred times!” I didn’t know how to explain that this doesn’t make us anywhere near even, but whatever.
Speaking of porn and dogs, Delia wasn’t sure what words she can use to describe the video she’s going to post for members on Saturday. I told her it’s safe to tell people that I call her fans naughty puppy dogs, but she probably shouldn’t mention the way I discuss their “doggy dicks” (referring only to her human pets/fans/members).
I told her, “don’t type ‘doggy dicks’ anywhere on our sites” or our payment processor will probably sic their censor bots on us but playing it safe just seems so absurd to me now that I’ve stared into the jaws of death, sitting trapped in the car while that menacing dog paced around displaying his obscene genitalia. I’m going to take a bath now to wash off the stench of my own fear.
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My Hot T-School”Girl”friend (VIDEO)
If you like role-plays, Here’s a hot & funny clip from one of Delia’s recent videos with me getting chatty & mildly degrading up under her skirt:
That’s what we were shooting when the fucking-couple overheard us (the “discussion” and action became more . . . explicit . . . as the scene progressed, which you can see for yourself here if you’re a member of our sites).
Speaking of Delia, her site (and all of our sites, basically) received a wonderful (and exceptionally thorough) review here. It’s refreshing to read because it’s extremely unusual for a porn review site to put that much work and research into a review AND understand who were are and what we do. She also posted a similarly lovely blog entry here with newer pictures.
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Delia’s just wrapping up a webcam show right now then we’re going to be in our members-only chatroom for an hour and a half. Maybe we’ll see you there!














