WELCOME to my blog & autobiographical porn site!

Both are undergoing a transformation in honor of my unexpectedly difficult & relatable mid-life crisis.

Keep coming back to see what emerges as I shoot and write and sit on all of my realcore homemade lifestyle porn for awhile during my site’s retooling, and peek into life with my amazing wife, Delia. :)



coming soon: MILD-rated porn-free pages

happy spinning Trixie

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Salty Sidetrack

It is such a relief and MIRACLE to have a cheap easy fast safe healthy way to make the inside of my brain quiet …

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Seven Spring B’s

After staying up working and masturbating well past sunup last “night”, I woke up after four hours to SUNSHINE.

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Dark Moon, Flushed Cheeks

I know what I'm supposed to be doing now, but I'm still too afraid to really do it. So I keep doing things I should let go of, because I think they look like REAL WORK to other people, and are more defensible (if I fail, which of course I will if I'm not doing The...

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So far in 2016, the only person I've had sex with in person (besides myself) is my wife. So this just happened ... I'm still thudding inside and twitching out after that orgasm. pic.twitter.com/CQ1b53LL3l— Trixie Fontaine (@tastytrixie) January 16, 2016 Just...

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$900 Million Powerball Jackpot

I spent nine of my wife's hard-earned dollars on three Powerball tickets. We'll find out in a few minutes if we won anything. Normally I don't play the lottery. For a lot of reasons. Mostly because I'm not interested (I know, I know!!! It's "stupid"!!), and because...

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