Chloe Sevigny's Brown Bunny BJ
During an idle search for free porn from one of my favorite porn stars, Chloe, I ran across the infamous Chloe Sevigny blowjob scene that I, for one, had never heard of until now even though the (art, not porn) movie (The Brown Bunny) came out in 2003:
I’ve always liked Chloe Sevigny so maybe that contributed to my feeling that the scene is very hot, real and intimate, but when I started googling to find out more about the scene and the movie, I found a blog entry CRITICIZING her “performance” as “sub-par at best”. The blogger went on to say that she could have done a much better job herself. Then her commentators decided the scene was probably faked, maybe even with a prosthetic penis (one said that Vincent Gallo didn’t seem “the type” to have that large of a cock).
Sigh.
I really despise people who sit at home on the internet criticizing the sex other people have. It’s not that I don’t appreciate seeing a really beautiful cocksucker with mad BJ skills, but that doesn’t take anything away from other blowjob scenes. It would never have crossed my mind to critique this scene in any way; I can only see hotness – she looks and sounds amazing and totally into it, and the action seems recognizably real (to me, at least). I seriously don’t understand what other people are thinking, but they strike me as bored, desensitized, horrid little people. Not that I myself have never seen sex scenes that have made me cringe, but Jesus CHRIST! If I were to go on my own rampage about the so-called “porn culture” I’d say this is one its most lamentable characteristics: judging all sex by some artificial porn-blockbuster standard.
Maybe I’m touchy about this because I’ve been on the receiving end of these critiques myself from people who think that because we have spycams and do live shows that we’re asking to be rated and critiqued like we’re in the fucking sexual Olympics or something. Regular sex just isn’t GOOD enough for some people anymore, even when it’s clear that the people having it are totally lost in it and enjoying themselves. I don’t even think it’s a “porn culture” thing so much as an “extreme sports culture” thing. Like if your actions don’t require a recommendation from safety experts for knee pads and a helmet (which of COURSE you will shun because you’re a porn/sport DAREDEVIL!) then you’re (yawn) BORING and under-skilled. And the internet invites everybody to be a critic and demonstrate BAD FORM in manners and humanity. Ugh!
Apparently Sevigny & the actor used to date, so they’d been intimate before this movie AND the scene was shot using remote cameras so they were alone in the room when they did it, and it does appear to me that something really hot and private (and probably still a lot awkward, which is also hot) was captured. The SADDEST part to me is that her agency dropped her after the movie came out and reading Sevigny say, “making it for me was not difficult but the reaction from the public has been very difficult for me to handle.”
She sucked her ex-boyfriend’s cock on film. What THE FUCK is the big deal? For real! I don’t get it. What business do other people have judging her for it? Clearly we haven’t become so pornified that people have discarded their fucked up judgmental senses of “decency” and emotionally retarded moral outrage. I know this was five years ago, but I doubt the response would be any different today. People. Suck. COCK. They always have and they always will. And FYI, a BJ has to be really REALLY bad to not be lovely.












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