HOW BIG I AM NOT, IN OUR BED

We have the nicest bed ever in Seattle. It’s the best bed I’ve ever slept in, and definitely the fanciest Delia and I have ever owned. We got a super firm mattress. It feels ginormous to me.

snoopy-esque Trixie naked in big bed

Dreaming of doing the Snoopy dance?

We’ll have to revisit this in other pictures so you can see the entire bed to appreciate the scale of it relative to the scale of my human body.

Trixie's butt in huge king-sized bed

There is room for 57 of my butts in this huge bed!! Errr, 39? Umm let’s see math . . .

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3 Comments

  1. I find the idea of 57 of your butts in one bed quite worrying… your poor wife.

  2. LOL – yeah, it’s kind of a horrifying (yet hilarious) thought.

  3. And yes, if Delia suffers from me farting from ONE butt . . . wow. She would indeed deserve buckets of sympathy in that scenario. ;)

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