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I almost boycotted my own Nudie Pic of the Day tradition out of disgust for all of the men criticizing Madonna and her  half-time performance. But I was too tired to write a really good and righteous rant about it, and it still would have been way stupid and a waste of time. So here I am naked, shot tonight by Delia:

There are still remnants of Christmas shit all over the towns and countrysides. I think part of a recession is that people put up shittier/fewer strings of saggy lights, but that makes them less pressured to take them down. Behold! Strings of saggy shitty lights!! Happy fucking New Year!!! This melted candy cane is for you, America!!!!!!!

I hope everyone in my country is having a fun (or introspective or vigilant or critical or whatever you like) but SAFE 4th of July. I put on some red, white and blue for those of my fans who might get a kick out of it:

Leggy AND Patriotic!!

Here’s a very silly video of me doing a song and dance number for you. If you find it offensive, just remember that it’s nowhere near as offensive as Aretha Franklin’s phrasing of “My CUNT . . . ree Tis of Thee”:

TURN UP the audio; takes awhile to load, maybe.

I’m finding it very difficult to edit and render video we record on my phone, so this was the best option after many failed attempts at other ways. I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make an ass out of myself on this holiday, though.

Ripped Leggs Sheer Energy Suntan Pantyhose: GOD BLESS AMERICA!

There are whole bunches of pics of my big naturals and shapely, slender legs in pantyhose in my members-only area if you’d like to see more!

Trixie's tasty big natural boobs

This blooper Heather Corinna shot totally epitomizes who I am – who I feel myself to be at my best and worst and truest:

Institution escapee Trixie used bedsheet to sneak out!

Lest you think Heather only takes pictures of me acting wacky, here is another of My Favorite Pictures EVER that she photographed:

A most beautiful image of me staring into an utopian FEWTCHA!!

That one also feels like my truest self.

Oh my shiny spaceships and farting dualities, am I not a study in contradictions?!? Being a webwhore is such sweet narcissism!

So! Tomorrow I’m taking a day off for myself and spending most of it alone. I am not going to let Solstice go the way of May Day and Easter when I should never have looked at the internet at all, so if you see me approaching any of our computers tomorrow, you’re allowed to send me forty lashes by email, okay?

My plan is to take one or two walks and to read some books. Maybe I shouldn’t be throwing bookmarks between any new covers, but I did just begin a couple more good ones. I look forward to at least partially consuming one or both of these tomorrow: The Scar (thanks nugget!) and Stolen World: a Tale of Reptiles, Smugglers, and Skulduggery (thanks shrdlu!).

If you would like to connect with me over books, here is my GoodReads profile: http://www.goodreads.com/trixiefontaine. If you would like to connect with me for webcam-based sex play and/or chat, here is my webcam profile. And/or if you’d just like to see all of my spycams, videos and nudey pictures RIGHT NOW, join here!

I just posted the full set of pictures Heather shot of Delia and I together for members, so enjoy (and please do check out Heather’s site to see more of her beautiful work)!

Me and Delia

While Delia was webwhoring, I was watching . . . and telling you about it (five minutes, 10 seconds):

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