Posts Tagged ‘free porn’
My Favorite Costume(s) (PICS)
Oasis’ and Jen’s Sexxx Carnival topic is about Halloween costumes this week, asking what was my sexiest costume:
Being a webwhore gives me the perfect excuse to indulge in dress-up and role-playing whenever I want to; I’m not sure if my best costumes have been specifically for Halloween or even qualify as “costumes”.
I like outfits that call to mind archetypal roles: moms, teachers, librarians, etc. The sexiest “costumes” to me are the modest ones involving lots of fabric. Familiar clothing that’s not supposed to be overtly sexy (like white cotton panties).
One of my favorites is dressing up as a Sunday School Teacher in a long pretty dress with feminine underwear and hosiery, like this:
It’s not so much the “costume” for me as the story you can build around regular clothing that any woman (or man) in a familiar role would wear. Obviously this kind of costume wouldn’t work well at a Halloween party for a woman who wants to be outlandishly, openly “sexy” and only has one day of the year to do so publicly, but for me on my site, it works very very well. Meaning that *I* like it a lot! It’s taboo, intriguing, and beautiful to me having the opportunity to play around with and exaggerate the sexually-appealing qualities of every-day feminine archetypes and/or stereotypes, partly because they feel both foreign and familiar to me.
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I also LOVE masks. I haven’t shot much in them, but it’s profoundly freeing and fun to wear one, and super fucking erotic to me (except for how sweaty they make your face and how hard it can be to breathe in them). I *loved* this shoot and the video we made to go with it:
What I wrote in my members-only area to accompany the 100 photos in the set explain more about why I love this costume that is really just a wig, a mask, and my curves:
We’ve had this transparent mask for a year or two now (maybe even three), and finally pulled it out for a shoot. I love how totally obscene it looks, how completely it epitomizes the vulgarity of pornography and garishness of porn sluts. There’s also something so juicy and old-fashioned about it, and of course frightening; I don’t know about men, but I think women tend to get crossed wires in our sexual fantasy lives where scary things are also really fucking hot.
I’ve never been a big cartoon buff, but since childhood I’ve always been fascinated by Alice the Goon and her zombified sexuality. And you might not know this, but my first recurrent sex dream focused on a clown who singled me out of a crowd and took me to a camper to do “things”. I was also totally turned on by the tin man in the Wizard of Oz and C-3PO in Star Wars. I don’t think it exactly was their gayness that attracted me, I’ve just always been “into” robots and artificial life forms. I think it’s their disabled or retarded humanity that appeals to me, allowing for certain human characteristics to be exaggerated in ways that are not only comical and spiritually-interesting, but also sensual and awkwardly obscene. Maybe I also like faces that are stiff and can’t smile. Those of you who know me well, also know I’m one of those people who’s very interested in Real Dolls and fuckable sex dolls/toys of all sorts, so the idea of morphing halfway into one is intriguing to me, to say the least.
On a practical and emotional level this was a super-fun shoot for me, and a good exercise because I do find a certain amount of ugliness very sexy and provocative; wearing a mask allowed me to be more ugly and somehow more beautiful and potent at the same time. Looking at these pictures has been unique because even though I’m looking at myself, I’m totally free from judging myself since my face is masked. While these images might freak YOU out, they make me feel very protected, invulnerable, and sordidly superhuman. Oddly, I feel like my dollface mask matches my body more than my real face does.
I feel compelled to be much more creative and dramatic and alive in my body when I’m wearing a mask like that.
This year the only costume I got were a couple of wax semi-masks, one of which I wore today for my daily nudie pics on twitter:
Again though, there’s something about such a SMALL piece of costuming that makes eyes and minds dress you up in a completely different perspective. Like how in haunted houses (at least the one we went to last night) so much of the effects relied on fucking with our vision and balance, making fairly benign stuff way more unsettling and exciting.
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If you’d like to see me dressing up in more magically-mundane not-exactly-costumes, I’d love for you to become a member to my site!
Bloggy-webwhores: it would be great if more of you joined my friends’ blog carnival! All you have to do is post something for the themes that appeal to you and link back:
Milf “Hunter” Porn (PICS)
I think MilfHunter has been around longer than most of the “Mothers I’d Like to Fuck” porn sites. It also epitomizes everything that’s embarrassing and offensive — and apparently successful — about porno schtick marketing. The guy’s gimmick is that he “hunts” women. All of the words in these promos are exactly the kind of things that make anti-porners gasp in horror:
The crosshairs over the dead-looking chick I think are the real “killer”:
How do I, personally, feel about this kind of language? Wellll . . . I’ve got mixed/conflicted feelings. I think people should talk about it and recognize it as problematic (and I have a *big* problem with anyone thinking it’s just 100% perfectly harmless and acting like you’ve got to be crazy to criticize it, which is how a lot of men in the porn industry react when you point these things out). On the other hand, it’s hard to take it seriously when it’s just so fucking silly. The notion of this character being a menacing threat is a joke, one that the people responsible for it are well aware of:
It’s hard to argue that the site is really inspiring predatorial behavior when you see shots like this one:
Mainstream porn wouldn’t be mainstream porn, I don’t think, if it weren’t filled with lame, offensive jokes; if you can tolerate looking at it long enough you can see the “joke” is often on the guys as much as it is on the women, making a total mockery of themselves with their gun puns and such.
Yes, it would be nice if there were lots more wonderful and special non-junior-high-y porn out there to counterbalance it, but there’s not and it’s not really the fault of pornographers like the creators of MILFhunter to judge them more harshly as though they’re responsible for this dearth of woman-friendly erotica.
My main concern with sites like this isn’t the content and language itself, but how accessible it is to younger people, desensitizing people even further to violent and dehumanizing language about women (which is out there en force in all kinds of media, not just porn) and reinforcing those kinds of perceptions of women (attitudes that would be out there with or without porn but still — how gross is it to train your boner to spring up to that kind of language?), and how few people are able to talk about these things critically without going all whackadoodle extremist about it. But can you really blame women if they take a quick look at this shit and say, “THAT IS SO NOT FUNNY AND I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE THAT CRAP AGAIN!”, particularly if they’re among the too-many who HAVE been stalked and hunted for real by predators? It’s difficult to pass off as a “joke” when you look at it from a victim’s perspective, and you should recognize that there are a whole hell of a lot of victims out there. Too many. Still, the whole hunter vs. game concept pervades a lot of our language (have you ever read a romance novel? The kind women buy up in bunches? HELLO!).
So is it chilling? Or just a tasteless marketing angle that provides a cheap framework to hang the sex scenes on? For me it’s way less freaky (and, as a perv, way less creepily HOT) than the old “bird”-watching magazines (I wish I could find the blog entry I made about those).
On top of that, the only really offensive part (to me) is SOME of the advertising. Other ads and the content itself is just downright sweet vanilla. My impression is that the troublesome ads really don’t represent the kind of porn on the site – it’s a branding tool and a scene-setter. Guys jerk off to the sex, not the women-in-crosshairs banner ads, and hey — the only person I saw actually packing heat is one of the MILFs:
Yum! And I *love* that photo of him behind her “helping” her take aim, just as I love these sweet shots starting out with him undressing this scrumptious blonde followed by morphing into a harmless pantyhose-head:
One thing I appreciate about MilfHunter is that condoms are used in a lot of the scenes. I’m not in favor of OSHA or any other government agency (or the porn industry as a whole) mandating condom use (a topic for another entry), but when I see condoms used in porn it raises my opinion of the site or studio making the porn because it seems like they care about their talent.
And hello, thank you for a scene involving a chick and her vibrator and a man NEXT to her, then using the toy WHILE FUCKING — why aren’t there more scenes like this in porn?
Anyhoo, enough with the analysis. Everyone I know (women too) who has joined this network of sites always has something good to say about it and usually they wind up rejoining, so here are a few more of my favorite samples from MILFhunter:
Disclosure/Confession: if you join after clicking on one of my links to MILFhunter, I will get a referral bonus – thanks!
Oh, and members of OUR sites: Delia and I are doing webcam shows and chat this weekend (Friday night and Saturday) so hope to see you there!

































