Nude Weed Whacking

WARNING: you should always wear eye protection and CLOTHES when using a weed whacker (or crouching on the ground near one to take pictures: thank you, Delia – you deserve hazard pay!)

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There are half a dozen more pics from this activity but they are too fucking hilarious to post here. We laughed til we cried.

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I was pretty excited to use a weed eater for the first time . . . holy shit, that thing got heavy FAST! I thought it was going to be super fun but it turns out that it just tightened up all of those muscles again that gave me the three week headache, so that really sucked. This happened two or three days ago and I really regret it. Except that the pictures are so funny. Piling the crazed weed eating on top of the crazed masturbation brought my headache back RIGHT QUICK.

The other thing that sucked about it is I think I chopped up a frog and a piece of him flew through my hair. I hate the sound of other people’s lawnmowers and weed whackers, and I hate the waste of fuel, but I really really REALLY hate tormenting frogs.

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Been having my period and working on wrapping something up all day. Pretty happy about that. Could use a two hour massage, though.

Sweeping, NUDE!

I’m so crazy I’m holding onto this broom handle for dear life!

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We tracked in a lot of fir needles and such wearing boots in the snow; time to sweep it all up!

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I wrote a blog entry yesterday, but it was all crazy and depressing and exposed too much so I didn’t post it!

Why do I feel like putting an exclamation point at the end of that sentence makes me sound MORE well-adjusted instead of less?

Part of our roof and above it: so blue this morning I feel saved!

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Yesterday I also made a few little adjustments to DailyTrixie.com (not ALL the adjustments I want to make, just a few).

I’m considering making a very inexpensive members-only area on there to house fuller galleries from my little daily nudie pic shoots including outtakes and bigger versions of the pictures. It would be included as part of our network for people who join our regular sites or also be joinable singularly at $10 every three months. Something like that. I also want to make a monthly drawing people can get tickets to by leaving comments on my blog. Maybe the prizes would be access to this nudie pic site.

I’ve wanted to make cheap themed mini-sites for a long time, but I’ve also wanted to do a million other things for a long time, so let’s not hold our breath. Feedback is greatly appreciated, though. Like if that sounds cool to you, let me know!

Plaid Robe & Coffee in the Snow

From the set of pictures we took yesterday that I posted last night, looking like your average neighborly housewife in her plaid robe:

Teasing you with the possibility of opening my robe.

Teasing you with the possibility of opening my robe.

Drinking hot coffee out of Delia’s pretty mug in the snowy backyard and flashing my cold jugs. I don’t know what’s going on with my left nipple, but it’s more enormous than I’ve ever seen it before:

My nipples are hard & areolas bumpy from the cold . . . brrr!!

My nipples are hard & areolas bumpy from the cold . . . brrr!!

And taking my clothes off . . . for fun, to gauge the temperature . . . and to TEASE you!

Stripping off my robe in the snow.

Stripping off my robe in the snow.

This robe is a favorite of mine since I was a teenager . . . it’s pretty ragged, but I can’t bear to part with it.

About to throw open my robe for a big flash!

About to throw open my robe for a big flash!

There are 138 pictures in this picture set for members. Zip file includes all images at 1600 pixels on the long side.

Drinking coffee, flashing my beaver.

Drinking coffee, flashing my beaver.

JOIN HERE if you want to see them all and read the cuddly little fantasy I wrote to go alongside it!

Snow on my nude body.

Snow on my nude body.

It’s still snowing here! We took a walk in it for fun and to snap some nudie pics this morning . . . it’s super powdery. I’ll post more pics here tonight.

I come to thee NUDE . . .

I come to thee nude upon a trail of snow, bearing a message of peace, good tidings . . . and a gift of hot coffee! Drink from my cup, and shiver no more . . .

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I’m happy we don’t have to drive in the snow in order to make a buck. You can be jealous of us if you want, but do you really have what it takes to get on all fours NAKED in the snow to pose for pictures to make a living? If not, you may not call my life simply “lucky”. Instead you shall call me (and others of my ilk) AWESOME!

Drive safe, Puget Sounders (and other Pacific Northwesterners ill-equipped for thick snow)!

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